Words that sound like words and look like words but they aren't words:

Pronounced exactly like they look:

I came up with these when I realized Kanye tried to pretend "on ya" is an acceptable rhyme for "stronger". Unacceptable. :

Yonger: v. sort of a combination of "yearn", "longer", and "long" (as in "want").
Bonger: n. hmmmmmmm, what could that mean?
Honger: n. like a hanger, but so much awesomer.
Fonger: n., abbv. fing-longer
Wonger: see "bonger"

These are typos I saw on the internet and fell in love with:

Sneds: v. sends, IN THE FUTURE!
Helicooter: n. I'm not sure.
New Yrok: n. place. inspired this post. Presumably also in the future IN THE FUTURE!

Oh, feel free to add your own. Um, or else.