Wanna know why Detroit is dying?
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Hey, it's Ralph Nader! (Of course).
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If it wasn't true, it'd be hilarious.
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California Air Resources Board makes C.A.R.(B.)
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P.S. the title of this is not "My Six-Word Reviews". Read closely.
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OK seriously how come I never heard about this before? It's like a documentary of an alternate universe.
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This is what's wrong with us 'Mrkans. The smartest people in the country are making great shit, and then the dumbest ones somehow get it blown up. And then go home to their beautiful houses. Where's my beautiful house? Where's my beautiful wife?
See, now I'm all angry from writing these Word Reviews. I'ma take my angry nap.
Spoiler alert: You want to know who did it? It's watch the movie already to find out, you big cheater.
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