Surfing the Infinite Part III

A Dare

Start at the beginning of Homestuck and see if you can get to the end today.



OK that's a stupid dare, but I've wanted to link to it forever (my main goal with this blog is to waste huge chunks of its readers' time, plus it's the best webcomic going right now) and today seemed like good day since it's the one year anniversary.

Also, check out the music, especially if you like chiptunes, which you do, because you're reading this, which means you're probably a nerd.

And this is without mentioning the vampire squid

Long but worth reading; his science is so tight it must be acknowledge'd.

5 Fake Movie Trailers I Found And Wish Was Real Movies.

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!. tLoZ: Teh Feature Films


I'd see it, you'd see it, it would make ten billions of your Earth dollars. What's stopping them? Also, where'd IGN get the money for this trailer?

@. eth movie about the Robins which didn't die



This one would be a terrible movie, but it'd be an epic awesomely miniseries. Like DKR, only without the DK, or Smallville without the I've never actually seen Smallville if you have could you please tell me a joke I could use here thanks bye.

#. teh secnod part of HIstroy of teh World P@rt !



It says part one in the name! Pony up, Mel Brooks, or we'll take away all that money we assume you have.

$. hTE tru e stroy of th3 Nazi werewolves werewolfs



The Truth must come out! Otherwise, people won't know the cold, hard truth: the Nazis weren't such nice guys. Shocking, I know.

%. Ladn of teh L0st: teh Movie



Yeah, right. Could you imagine if they actually did this one?


But for seriously, The Colbert Report started out as a fake trailer, so you know, it could happen or something?

"You know, I really don't remember you being this racist..."

So, I just got this in the mail, but then I realized if I wrote a review, you guys would figure out what huge nerd I was. I flipped a coin (not really) and it came up yes, so, you know...

Wolves at the Gate is probably the best of the three, because there's actually something at stake (no pun intended). Part I spent a little too much time establishing everything, and Part 2 was kind of tangential to the main story; this, Part three, is where it starts to pick up. People die. We meet the Big Bad (though it still might be a bait-and-switch, as they've done before). Vampires are racist.

The "plot," involving a bunch of Magic Unkillable Japanese Vampires, was really just a flimsy excuse to bring back Dracula, who was so awesome here I wanted to rewatch his episode (I didn't, but I probably will later tonight). Seriously, I hope they get a chance to bring back Racist Dracula, since none of the other new characters are really sticking out yet-- most of the Slayers are pretty indistinguishable (the same problem Season 7 had, come to think of it).

Oh, and there was a giant robot Dawn, for some reason.

I give it a 64.378 out of 68.901 Racist Draculas, 1.5 out of 2 Lesbian Superheroes, and Zero out of Negative Four Vampire Panthers.

Apropos of Nothing...

For some reason I really liked this...