New Year's Resolution No. 3: Read More

Hey guys! I Accomplished Something today! I read all of the Things that White People Like! Where's my prize?

What? I hear you laugh? You say, "After all that fuss about doing something important, you waste all day on teh interblags?

To which I say, "Oh yeah?" and you say "Oh yeah" and that goes on for a while and then at the end I'm all "I bet you couldn't do it!" And you can't, can you? Think you can click that link?

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Hooray I made through a whole post without using a period! It's like in comic boox!